January 2012
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when i was 10
i memorized all the lyrics to Eminem’s “Cleaning Out My Closet”
rapped it all the time
used to bleep out the swear words lol
i can still remember the first part of the song
yeahhh
i’m sorry i made you delete your status cos of my trolling
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paranoia: lol everyone thinks you're boring and ugly haha someones talking about you right now omg your friends don't even like you that much they just pretend because they don't wanna sound mean but really you bore them and are so awkward no one can even bear to talk to you and everyone thinks you're weird because you actually are haha you're gonna die alone
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fucking hate it when this happens lol
kaleid0scopal asked: Is that poem about looking for something an original? It's brilliant. <3 Omg jealous! ( : x
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“Jesus, I’m tired. I’m so fucking tired. You know how tired I am? If a girl came up to me and begged me to fuck her, I couldn’t do it. That’s how tired I am.”
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one time
pepita was trying to lick the inside of my ear
and she succeeded
it was horrible
her tongue went right in my ear
like so deep, it might have actually touched my ear drum
it was a horrible, horrible experience.
I was looking for something.
I thought I found it.
I had it.
Then it went away.
I lost myself.
I forgot how to live the way I did before.
But now I remember.
I found myself again.
Even better than before.
In class: 1+1=2
Exercises: 1+2+1=4
Test: John buys 4 oranges. He eats one and gives another to Ted. Calculate the sun's mass.